my mind is crazy

ok so i notice strange things now.

for some reason my customers want to touch me. it's cold and flu season and i'm preggers and they want to hold my hand and hug me. what the crap is that all about? these people are crazy. i've almost used an entire bottle of hand sanitizer. it kind of grosses me out.

next my clothes are starting to fit weird. i haven't gain anything but i think it is starting to shift and my clothes feel weird. my pants are too big. and when your pants are falling off don't wear silk undies. what was i thinking!! i've literally lost my mind.

people need to use deodorant. they stink and i bet money they don't know it. everyone should wash their clothes after at least 2 wears and where deodorant. YOU STINK!!! my senses are so sensitive.

it's so weird the changes - and no one knows i'm preggers but i still feel like hurling in their lap.