pee in my pants..... & it's not funny

Ok so today I have realized that I'm getting old and I don't like it.
You know when you sneeze, well you shouldn't pee your pants.

I'm so old.

what is going on with my body. this isn't suppose to be happening to me right now. maybe if I were over 40 yrs old I would understand more, but not 32.

what's next, wearing adult diapers?

no - I refuse to go there.